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Barbara Ann
Military adviser to Donald Rumsfeld
Video: ICH

Capture
To be kidnapped by an American or Israeli

Ceasefire
To surrender to people who do not have the stomach to see the war on terror through to the end.

Dick
The most powerful Quack in the world, next to President George W. Bush

Fox
Mexican lapdog from the future. Has its own TV-station in U.S. (Fox News)

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Quack-quack word for Homeland Security
Video: ICH

Geneva Convention
A convention that is held annually on a rotating basis by the pharmaceutical industry in: Geneva (Ill.) - Geneva (Ohio) - Geneva (N.Y.) - Lake Geneva (Wis.) - and Geneva (Switzerland). At these conventions, the delegates discuss questions of biomedical ethics

Government
A regime that the United States likes

Intelligence
Something you fix in order to make people accept otherwise illegitime wars

Intelligent Design
Design involving a lot of mathematics, e.g. the "Super ellipse" designed by Piet Hein

Katyusha rocket
A World War II rocket invented in 1937 by Georgy E. Langemak, Vladimir Artemiev, Boris Petropavlovaky and Yuryi Pobedonostsev—Russian Communists all. It is named after a girl called Ekaterina, nicknamed Katyusha. The weapon is notoriously inaccurate unless the person using it chants the names of its inventors five times rapidly. Its accuracy can also be increased by orders of magnitude if, while using the device, you sing the Katyusha song. No Arab has successfully sung the Katyusha song, which explains why Hezbollah’s erratic fire hits civilians.

Kidnap
To be captured by an Arab

Mars
Origin of the Americans, who, after making Mars un-inhabitable through war, invaded Earth

PNAC
Project for the New Authoritarian Century. Organization whose goal is to promote American global dictatorship

Quack
An ignorant, trigger-happy cowboy
Video: ICH

Quack-quack
An american ideologist speaking a modern variant of Orwellian Newspeak

Regime
A government, that the United States dislikes

Shiite
A member of an anti-American/Israeli Islamofascist sect.

Torture
Legal to let others do for you, provided you obtain assurances they will not do it

Venus
Origin of the Europeans, who, after destroying the climate of Venus, emigrated to Earth

White Phosphorus
Chemical weapon if used by enemies of USA - otherwise: incendiary weapon

Ytringsfrihed (Danish variant of "Free speech")
The right to express yourself without using your brains.